21:35:06: Cognitive dissonance arises when hearing Ozzy Osbourne as the background music in Reno's best Chinese restaurant.
21:43:01: If you name your son Qbert and nickname him Q... you shouldn't be surprised at the odd bits of alt reality that issue from the child's mouth
21:45:56: Tried hard to break body with first time snowboarding. Delivered motor to engine builder. Overdue for a beer and relax.
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